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தோழியடி நீ எனக்கு

Marriage - some quotes by great people!!!

1. I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry.
That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. - David Bissonette

2. When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
- Sacha Guitry

3. After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Hemant Joshi

4. By all means marry.. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates

5. Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. - Dumas

6. The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want? - Sigmund Freud

7. I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. - Anonymous

8. "Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays." - Henry Youngman

9. "I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years." - Sam Kinison

10. "There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking.. It's called marriage." - James Holt McGavran

11. "I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't."

12. Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming. i) Whenever you're wrong, admit it, ii) Whenever you're right, shut up.

13. The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to Forget it once...

14. You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. - Henny Youngman

15. My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. - Rodney Dangerfield

16. A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. - Milton Berle

17. Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy. - Anonymous

18. A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Nextday he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." - Anonymous

9. First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second Guy "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

True Test...

This one is from Jugan....

One Night 4 College Students Were Playing Till Late Night and didn't Study
For The Test Which Was Scheduled For The Next Day.


In the morning they thought of a plan. They made themselves look as dirty
and weird with grease and dirt. They then went up to the Dean and said that
they had gone out to a wedding last night and on their return the tyre of
their car burst and they had to push the car all the way back and that they
were in no condition to appear for the test.. So the Dean said they can have
the re-test after 3 days. They thanked him and said they will be ready by that time.


On the third day they appeared before the Dean. The Dean said that as this
was a Special Condition Test, All four were required to sit in separate
classrooms for the test.


They all agreed as they had prepared well in the last 3 days.





The Test consisted ONLY of 2 questions with the total of 100 Marks.





Q.1. Your Name.........................( 2 MARKS )





Q.2. Which tyre burst?...............( 98 MARKS )


a) Front Left


b) Front Right

c) Back Left


d) Back Right.....!!!

Must see 9 O' Clock

Today i received this mail from Mansur....

A clock that has only 9's in it.Very Interesting!

Having 9's does not make it special.... U can design a clock having only 9 with 9/9 (=1), (9+9)/9(=2), (9+9+9)/9(=3) and so on... What makes it really amazing is that... it has only 3 9's in each digit representation. .. It's really great calculations and design.... ;-)





Really nice one isnt it....

why teachers always seemed so mad ?

This one is from Ashok.....

When in School we always wondered know why teachers always seemed so mad Now we know the reason….coz they are so stressed out by our kids Why??????? Read below the essay to know

And the ultimate one......